"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins.  Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale." 

Stephen Phillips

"Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake." 

Author Unknown

"More die in the United States of too much food than of too little." 

John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society

"Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket." 

Author Unknown

"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. "

English Proverb